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  REPENT! The End is (more or less) NEAR!

  by Smoldering Wick in

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  the armageddon watch - repent!

  there is so much hype on the internet actually everywhere about the end of the world and the new world order.

  there are.... books printed on the subject: .

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  Have any of you heard about:

  Rare Planet Alignment in April and May 2002
  
  http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/planets_align_020402-1.html
  
  "Even now, Jupiter, Mars and Saturn form a nearly straight line in the west each night. By late April, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Saturn will all bunch up in the western sky just after sunset, with bright Jupiter also nearby.

  Three of the planets -- Venus, Saturn and Mars -- will crowd into an even smaller patch of sky in early May.

  ...there will be only three other chances in the coming 100 years to see five planets so tightly grouped, in September 2040, July 2060, and November 2100."

  According to some doomsayers this planetary alignment will cause a major pole shift during that time which will cause the destruction of the entire planet...but, quoting Jesus??? LOL
  "According to Jesus, the pole shift will happen almost immediately following the desolation of Jerusalem by surrounding armies and the occupation of the "holy place" by these same armies."
  http://www.tstonramp.com/~wright/poleshiftnews.htm
  http://www.unibg.it/dmsia/dynamics/poles.html

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  REPENT! The End is (more or less) NEAR!

  by Smoldering Wick in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the armageddon watch - repent!

  there is so much hype on the internet actually everywhere about the end of the world and the new world order.

  there are.... books printed on the subject: .

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  Smoldering Wick

  The Armageddon Watch - REPENT! The End is (more or less) NEAR!

  There is so much hype on the internet actually EVERYWHERE about the End of the World and the New World Order. There are...

  Books printed on the subject:
  
  Movies on the subject...although I heard Omega II sucked:
  
  Internet Websites on the subject...I listed some fun ones:
  The Armageddon Watch - keeping track of Doomsday so you don't have to.
  
  http://home.att.net/~armageddon_watch/armagedon.html

  It's the End of the World as We Know it-Again!
  http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/
  "This peculiar obsession humans have for watching the clock when we should be enjoying the party has been going on for millennia." So many "Doomsday warnings and obsessions, quirks of the calendar, predictions of apocalypse from around the world"

  End of the World = Last Page of the Internet
  http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

  20 Ways the World Could End
  http://www.discover.com/oct_00/featworld.html

  34 END-OF-THE-WORLD PREDICTIONS TO COME IN OUR FUTURE
  http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl1.htm

  Do any of you think of the End of the World? Are you stockpiling can goods? lol Do you think about Surviving the Future...or just basically live day by day?

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  new Christian support group in Los Angeles

  by Dogpatch in

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  new christian support group for ex-jws in los angeles:.

  just to give you the details:.

  begin date: sunday, april 28, 2002. time: 2:00 - 4:00 p.m.. place: downey free methodist church youth center building.

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  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  Athiest-JW cross

  by RunningMan in

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  of all places, i recently found a joke about jw's at www.skeptic.com, which showed up in a debate between michael shermer and hugh ross.. what do you get if you cross a jehovah's witness with an athiest?

  someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.. just thought i would let you know that they're thinking about us.

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  Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
  He sold his soul to Santa

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  Athiest-JW cross

  by RunningMan in

  1. social
  2. humour

  of all places, i recently found a joke about jw's at www.skeptic.com, which showed up in a debate between michael shermer and hugh ross.. what do you get if you cross a jehovah's witness with an athiest?

  someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.. just thought i would let you know that they're thinking about us.

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  Smoldering Wick

  ok....so then I'll do this one:

  Did you hear about the insomniac-agnostic-dyslexic?

  He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  A Public Plea for Online Auctioneers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by VioletAnai in

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  please, please, please remember to check those photos before posting your product!!!!!!!!!.

  i bid $2.50!.

  euw..... .

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  tea kettle- tea kettle- tea kettle-tea
  I think that thing is looking at me!

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  A Public Plea for Online Auctioneers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by VioletAnai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  please, please, please remember to check those photos before posting your product!!!!!!!!!.

  i bid $2.50!.

  euw..... .

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  Yahoooooooooooooo
  

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  A really, really weird question......

  by VioletAnai in

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  ok, don't think i'm nuts, but i have a rather personal question to ask you.

  it's just that i saw a kid do this and i've never seen it in my life, and then a friend told me it happens to her too...every time.... ok, so the question is:.

  do you shed tears and get a runny nose when doing number two?.

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  LOL SW - Thats is really gross -Angharad

  You looked??? How Apostate-like of you...looking despite the warnings! I'm really glad my mother doesn't have Internet access! *sigh*

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  "apostate man" is a girl.

  by Lefty in

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  Smoldering Wick

  This was fun...I think I'll go have a seizure now.

  "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
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  A really, really weird question......

  by VioletAnai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, don't think i'm nuts, but i have a rather personal question to ask you.

  it's just that i saw a kid do this and i've never seen it in my life, and then a friend told me it happens to her too...every time.... ok, so the question is:.

  do you shed tears and get a runny nose when doing number two?.

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  Smoldering Wick

  I'm kinda glad that link didn't work...but, if you really want to see it right click, copy properties and paste "